Big A: "Mommy, I got my underwear stuck in my bottom and I need to pull it out."
Wabi: "When your underwear is stuck in your bottom it is called a wedgie, sweetheart. You say I've got a Wed-gie. "
DH: "You'll regret teaching her that when she starts screaming it in the supermarket."
Wabi: "Well, I'd rather she know the correct terminology. Better she yell 'I've got a wedgie!' than 'Than I've got my underwear stuck to my bottom!'"
Big A: "Wedgie! Wedgie! It's a wedgie!"
Wabi: "It is?"
Big A: "No ... IT'S A JOKE!"