Big A: "Mommy, is Santa going to bring me presents?"
Wabi: "Sure, as long as you're a good girl. Santa gives toys as a reward to good children. But really, really naughty kids get coal."
Big A, incredulous: "He's gonna give me a COLD?"
Wabi: "No, not a cold, coal. It's a kind of rock."
Big A: "He's gonna give me COLD ROCKS?"