1) Why is the Ford Escape the mall security vehicle of choice where I live? Are they just trying to egg on shoplifters?
2) My local utility district imposed water rationing during last year's drought. This year the drought abated, rationing lifted ... and rates went up by 15 percent. Why? Because revenues went down during water rationing.
3) Finally, why oh why must children learning to yo-yo practice standing over a toilet?